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Calvin talking to Hobbes, “When a kid grows up, he has to be something. He can’t just stay the way he is. But a TooL grows up and stays a TooL why is that?”
Hobbes replies, “No room for improvement.
Calvin, “Of all the luck, my parents had to be tWt.”
Hobbes, “Don’t take it too hard. tWt's provide some very important protein.”

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Thu Jul 02, 2009 11:19 pm

Lateralus

TooLerah!

Is this the real life or is this just [The Worst Game Ever] fantasy...
Alas it is because of Mic, that it’s so easy come and easy go....
When you sit down, just seize the chalice and suck the arrogant poison vine and fall into the memories of a distant TooLrise long ago in the depths of [The Worst Game Ever]
It still lingers at the borders of our gaming minds
Where mysteries pool, gathering by the bark… a forcewand here, a firestaff there.. all just echoes in the frozen emptiness of a d-bow unblossomed
We were lost and we never knew who we were or what we left behind, living half-lives… we were Nivek the Blind
Colin above, Shonuff below, it’s a lycaeum free fall in this zero gravity.
All laughter comes from Lateralus. It balances the eq of the players and the merth of their delicate rarik sensibilities
Now you are the victim of the boards the neon tetra’s flash
Carried by the word, rooted in the responses of noone special
Donuts and Dunking and tied rolls, the radical sinners cried, we know not why but it was sammys fault for the triple pleated naviblue suit
We wouldnt have got shafted in the tower had it not been for the drow….
He jinkaed us with whispers of trolls and seabass
The mustang rolled through with its wild shark fins glued on in a manner that was not so fein
Laz was there, with his d'army in hand and alera with crisco in repose
We ended the day with the hooker without a penis and it seemed quite right
Under the Erineh moon ringing the bell screaming lestat and maintaining the princess status quo...
And then blue rolled through with his little dragon puffs of smoke and
roller skates with consumate V's painted on the sides...

It’s a good day to be a TooL